OK what did ya get for christmas?

I got a sat nav... ( so I don't get lost) A Nigella cookbook, (So I don't ruin dinner) An automatic tin opener.. ( So I don't ruin dinner again) A box of chocs, ( so I don't go hungry if I do ruin dinner) A pair of ugg boots, (So if the sat nav gets me lost, my feet won't get cold while I am stomping home)
And a dvd of "it's a Wonderful Life" oh the irony!
What did Santa bring you all??